Watchman’s Torch Newsletter (1 Year Subscription)
The Final Form of Watchman Privacy – the definitive newsletter on privacy advice and insight.
PRIVACY ADVICE HAS CHANGED FOREVER…
Watchman Privacy was formed because no one was covering privacy in a suitably radical, holistic, and graspable way. After many years of planning, Watchman Privacy has finally reached its Final Form. The Watchman’s Torch is the flagship product for Watchman Privacy. Receive our latest thoughts twice-monthly on bleeding edge privacy threats, our adventures exploring the world while escaping the dystopian surveillance gulag, and our brutally-practical advice suitable for EVERYONE. Watchman’s Torch is the best way to receive our unfiltered, direct, and ongoing thoughts on privacy.
From escaping Big Tech, to escaping a psychopathic ex-lover with tools found at Wal-Mart, to running your own uncensorable online shop and following our exploits personally tracking crypto funds stolen by North Korean hackers… the adrenaline start pumping the night before our latest newsletter hits your inbox.
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Succinct, beginner-supportive, unapologetically masculine, and deeply philosophical, Watchman’s Torch covers the latest physical, digital, and cryptocurrency privacy and freedom tactics NECESSARY if you want to escape your Technocratic Overlords and live as a free man in the modern world. Hesitate at your peril…
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This guide is designed for anyone operating in hostile environments where financial privacy isn’t just preferred, but is essential for survival. Whether you’re a small organic farm receiving modest donations or an established organization managing substantial cryptocurrency fundraising, this resource addresses the critical gap between Bitcoin’s promise of financial freedom and the surveillance reality that threatens your supporters.
NO ADVANCED TECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE IS REQUIRED
Succinct, beginner-supportive, unapologetically masculine, and deeply philosophical, Watchman’s Torch covers the latest physical, digital, and cryptocurrency privacy and freedom tactics NECESSARY if you want to escape your Technocratic Overlords and live as a free man in the modern world. Hesitate at your peril…
MEET YOUR INSTRUCTOR
Our multi-talented team includes Gabriel Custodiet, decade-long veteran of hardcore privacy strategizing. Other team members include veterans of digital privacy, crypto privacy, and survival/escape/evasion whose skills have been forged in the most serious of high-threat-model environments.
– Gabriel Custodiet
PEOPLE HAVE ESCAPED THE TECHNOCRACY
WHAT OUR COMMUNITY IS SAYING
“My husband and I started our farm to escape corporate food systems, but we were still trapped in corporate payment systems until we found Gabriel’s guide. Now our Bitcoin setup gives us the same sovereignty over our finances that we have over our soil.”
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All fair questions. This is the online shop of Gabriel Custodiet, creator of the Watchman Privacy podcast. Gabriel has been researching and publishing privacy-related information since 2020, and the show has greatly increased in popularity since then and is followed by many prominent experts in cybersecurity, privacy, and cryptocurrency. Just as important: we practice what we preach, so your order on this shop requires only an email address (aliases widely accepted), and a credit card number should you choose to pay in that way. But you can pay in monero or bitcoin, access the website through Tor, and download your materials so you never have to visit the website again. Tell me how many online shops, much less privacy advocates, have a setup like that? We offer customer service that (I’m told by people who interact with us) is top-quality.
You will receive a few emails, one of which asks you to create your password for your account on our website. We will approve your order (it’s not always automatic due to our systems), and then you will have access to our “Confidential” section of our website, where you can watch your courses or download your books. We have spent a lot of time making this process easier for the customer, but please have patience. Since we believe deeply in self-hosting and freedom tech and as little Big Tech tools as possible, sometimes things aren’t as seemless as if we were a privacy-destroying Big Tech juggernaut.
The short answer is no: there are plenty of things you are going to find on ETT that aren’t explained elsewhere on the Internet, and certainly not at the level of instruction that we do. In researching our products we found information online regarding private crypto and other privacy topics either incomplete, incorrect, or overly complex and theoretical. We have spent hundreds of hours examining these current methods, speaking with the world’s leading experts, and building our own processes: each ruthlessly tested and digested to a practical, teachable level. Nothing less than this was acceptable for tutorials on the most consequential decisions a person can make.
Our tutorials are radical, certainly, but we’re not stupid. Our products are available worldwide where laws on crypto and other topics vary widely. What is legal in one place might not be in another. The producers of this course are not giving financial, taxation, or legal advice, and do not knowingly discuss methods that go against existing laws. All our products are informational only.